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  • *a friends speech on my wedding day*
  • friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that was was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
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  • gay male: i'm gay
  • straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
  • gay female: i'm gay
  • straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
  • And let's not forget -
  • gay female: i'm gay
  • straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
  • gay male: i'm gay
  • straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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  • Me: Do you want any help mum?
  • Mum: No thanks sweetie.
  • *5 minutes later*
  • Mum: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE NO YOU DON'T
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diffi-dent:

THISTHISTHIS.

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